"I wanna punch the economy in the face!"

I could watch these babies all day...Hilarious. If these didn't make the cut for the Superbowl, I can't wait to see did.

Ford Burns 5.5 billion in cash.... Ya Billion

Bloomberg Article

"Jan. 29 (Bloomberg) -- Ford Motor Co., insisting it can survive without federal loans, said it burned $5.5 billion in cash in the fourth quarter and will tap a revolving credit line after the worst annual performance in its 105-year history.

The second-biggest U.S. automaker posted a full-year loss of $14.6 billion, eclipsing 2006’s record of $12.6 billion. Cash in Ford’s automotive business fell to $13.4 billion, the company said today in a statement."- Bloomberg.com

Honestly, I hate ford. What kind of trash company do you have to be to not have enough forward thinking to stop this kind of mess. Now I don't own a ford, I don't own stock in ford, so I am not bitter about driving a shitty car, or losing money in the market, I just flat out think they suck. I love all the flex fuel cars I see driving around. How is that working out for those people???? I could go on for hours about the poor craftsmanship of the most, now don't get mad, cause i did say most, not all of the cars in their fleet.

This was fords forward thinking in 2000.


This beast "averaged" 12mpg and had a base sticker price of 37,800! hahaha. They now sell for around 5k-8k on ebay.






Hey ford "Be A Winner" will you.

Your Boys-WSC

Al Gore goes to Washington

.....And this guy was part of the audience.

I still can't get over how great Al's timing is when it comes to his "global warming" speeches. It seems as though every time he has something to say about it the weather drops to below zero and massive snow fall comes along. The way this winter is going I wouldn't mind some real global warming right now.

Airlines: Seriously inefficient, but they hooked me up

So there’s been a lot of talk on the instability of the airline industry and how many money managers won’t invest in these stocks because they’re complete piles of shit. I didn’t really understand the argument since the industry has bounced back quite a bit since 9/11. Some of the airlines are going through some high profile restructuring and things have been looking optimistic.

That is, until my weekend experience. So I flew down to Charlotte this weekend to see my high school buddy(no homo). The US Airways flight to Charlotte had fallen into the Hudson the day before and since commercial air accidents happen about once every 5 years, I felt the clock had restarted and I didn’t have to worry about a crash for my next few flights. So I got into Charlotte without a hitch after my layover in Newark and had a great weekend. Girls in North Carolina are much different than girls up north, it seemed like every girl had a pretty face and smoking body. Only problem was that these girls were with the biggest puds in the world. I’m talking girls who are 8’s or 9’s with dinks who were 4’s or 5’s.

(side note: I went out with a couple of kids in Charlotte that brought up some very important guidelines when going out on the town.)

1. A girl who is over 30 and isn’t married and never was, is tainted goods. Being that old and not in a relationship means she’s seriously screwy in the head. This is especially true if the girl is hot. By that stage in her life if the girl hasn’t found some helpless guy to put up with her shit it means she’s totally tapped. Guys, don’t take the “my career got in the way of a relationship” argument either, something is seriously wrong with this women and don’t waste your time talking to her unless you’re into crazies.
2. If you’re talking to a girl who has more than three or four friends with her there is no chance you are going home with that girl. As a wise man once told me “there are too many people to cock block you.” I firmly believe in this theory, even if the girl falls in love with you in those few hours before last call I can guarantee that at least one of her friends doesn’t like you or a friend is jealous because she is ugly and will convince her friend that you’re not worthy. Shoot for groups of two or three.

These items will be added to the black book of man laws.

Anyways back to my story. So the weekend was great and I was flying out on Monday. I was suppose to depart on a Continental flight at 11:05AM to Newark, then connect onto Boston where I’d arrive at 3:00PM. So as I’m sitting by the gate, the gate attendant gets onto the intercom to ask for volunteers to give up their seats. Since I wasn’t doing anything I figured I’d volunteer and earn some flight credits for my next trip.

So as I’m talking to the guy he tells me that they’ll give me a flight credit of $150 and I’ll be re-booked on a different flight. I assumed I’d be in the terminal for another few hours while I waited for the next flight out, but this was not the case. The guy re-booked me on a US Airways direct flight to Boston that was leaving at 11:35AM, just 30 minutes after my original flight was going to depart. I would fly direct and get in at 1:45PM. I was fricken ecstatic and the attendant acted like it happens all the time.

So needless to say I felt like I got away with a major con job, but it seems as though these types of things happen all the time. I’m not sure what the agreements with these airlines are for transferring passengers but to me it seems rather inefficient. It seems like there are major holes in this system and until they’re fixed I’m not recommending airline stocks although, I’d like to thank Continental for my future discounted trip. Vegas Baby!

-M

www.wallstclothing.com

I want to be like Mommy!

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

A reader sent this over to me today and just think its brilliant. I mean a kid sees her mom selling a shovel and we see a naked lady(a naked cartoon lady) swinging on a pole. Now naked cartoon lady is hot don't get me wrong, i mean look shes even sticking her ass out a lil bit, but she is clearly just selling a shovel to needy New Englanders that can't even pile snow any higher in their driveways.

I'm sure a lil bit of the stimulus money gets spent on these kinds of activities... strip clubs that is.. Maybe even some TARP money for all we know.

On a side note. I hope my kid draws a picture of me pole dancing, i mean selling shirts with people begging me to take their money, cause we all know thats whats going on over here at WallStClothing.com


Keep it real
WSC

Earnings Season! Let's see how bad we did!

Sounds about right.

Go Obama! Time for Change! YAY!

It's all bullshit. The markets never lie.

Porn Bailout

So Larry Flynt is at it again....Wants 5 billion of the tarp money designated to the porn industry. I personally think this is AWESOME! Talk about a true STIMULUS package!

The ugly side of Wall Street

Apparently some German guy stood in front of train the other day and killed himself. Why, you might ask. Well, because he lost 3.6billion dollars this year and declined to number 44 on the forbes richest persons list. WHAT! Now the dude only has 9.2 billion left, whatever will he do! Now I do feel sorry for this guy, cause I mean sure he was under a lot of stress, and sure he was 74 and was nearing the end of his life, but cmon man. If you are that upset to only have 9.2 billion left somethings wrong. That old bastard could spend 969,441.51 dollars everyday for the rest of his life. Thats assume he makes it to the hundo mark.

And to think, he didn't even buy a shirt from us.

Now for the real ugly side of Wall Street

And now for the not so ugly

Market shits the bed, time for an anecdote.

This is a new series I’ll be calling it “Market shits the bed, time for an anecdote” (yeah I know the name isn’t too clever, but it’ll have to do until I think of something better). The basic idea of this series is telling the readers a comical story of everyday life here at Wall St Clothing to take their minds off of the craptastic day the market had.

(You might be thinking that, “hey the market didn’t do too bad today, it’s been worse.” But let me warn you that this series will have a direct correlation to my own stock picks, not the market as a whole. Lumber Liquidators dropped a huge egg today and not the golden kind. I know, who would have thought it would go any lower but that’s what I get for thinking I know a stock that I watched for 6 months. Anyways I blame Steve. )

But here we go:

So after college graduation we decided to take a trip to “live it up” before we hit the real world. The destination was based on where AirTran Airways could take us, because I had a remaining free flight I had to use. (Note: I’m in the process of writing the hilarious story of our Wendy’s/AirTran adventure so keep checking back in to hear that tale.) Anyways, we picked Miami because we went down there for spring break one year and had a great time. So I tried getting a big crew assembled to take part in the trip but I only got three other heads to join me. We got in late and who was there to surprise us at the hotel? Non-other than fellow Wall St Clothing founders Clint & Innis. This was a huge surprise for all of us because we had no idea and they managed to keep it a secret for over 3 months which is difficult to do when you’re around someone 24/7. Put it this way, we were so close that if we were girls we’d all be getting our periods at the same time. I think Steve actually had his period one month.

So we have a power hour one night and we hit up the town afterward. Needless to say we were all smashed and we ended up breaking into 3 groups. Me and Steve hung out with bums all night singing songs and having them paint us pictures on drift wood. (Yeah, its as weird as it sounds) Innis and Clint end up going into a couple of clubs, they had a few drinks and eventually left while still pretty drunk. Innis got so crunk that he called his father by accident at 3:00AM. The following is a conversation Clint and Innis had a few months after the incident:

cOoP531 (3:14:34 PM): miami was worse
cOoP531 (3:14:48 PM): when we were at the mamacita club
cOoP531 (3:14:54 PM): and i just left you there
cOoP531 (3:14:55 PM): haha
inns77 (3:14:56 PM): oya
inns77 (3:15:01 PM): that was terrible
cOoP531 (3:15:06 PM): hahha
inns77 (3:15:10 PM): i get lost and i dont know where anyone is
cOoP531 (3:15:12 PM): i couldnt even hear anyone talking
cOoP531 (3:15:18 PM): i was like in my own world
inns77 (3:15:29 PM): i remember i tryied calling you and i ended up calling my dad by mistake
cOoP531 (3:15:32 PM): some girl was trying to talk to me and i just walked away from her
cOoP531 (3:15:37 PM): hahah
inns77 (3:15:37 PM): haha

Well the moral of the story is if you’re going on vacation to Miami or Vegas, hell even a night of staying home and drinking, get any number out of your phone that you shouldn’t be calling at 3:00AM. Have a sibling’s number or a best friend’s number in your phone In case something does happen, but not your parents. This rule is not to be confused with drunk dialing. That issue will be addressed later.

(Note: the girl in the picture looks 15 but with bombs like that she has to be at least 18)

State Lottery Sales Rising during Recession

So it seems as though lottery sales are going through the roof now that the economy is completely in the shitter. The only problem is that the people who have upped their ante are the people who can least afford to spend any extra cash. I'll "bet" the $20 grammy gave me for Christmas that Al from Nashville isn't the local Orthopedic Surgeon. Hey we need people to pick up trash too, but if you're only making $12.50 an hour and you don't know if you're job is going to be around next week shouldn't you be putting that money away for a rainy day. Instead it seems that most people would rather the feel alive for the 30 seconds it takes you to walk from the cashier to the car to scratch that ticket.

Now I'm not saying gambling is wrong. I'll even admit to throwing General Grant on a two team teaser every now and then, but I'm a young professional with money to burn. Then again i know my limits, I'd never drop a Benji on scratch tickets during the course of a week. Al if you had the option of spending $100 on scratchies or taking your family/ friends out for dinner once a week wouldn't you pick dinner? I sure would. You can have a great meal with four of your friends for $100 and still have enough to get boozed nice. Hell, why not just go to the local strip joint and spend $100, at least you're getting something out of it.

So the fact that vice stocks do best in a recession holds true. Screw it, if people keep on boozing, gambling, and smoking I'll cash in on them.

And oh ya "Be A Winner"-WSC

Ebay + Michigan + Recession= $3000 houses

I have been trying to investigate this and find the bullshit factor on these houses, but they seem pretty legit. So who's with me lets buy like 20 houses in Michigan and have a block party. It will be all fun and games until GM goes under and the houses are worth $30 on ebay. Imagine that, bidding $30 for a house and winning. I paid $30 for lunch today at the 99, and yes it was fucking delicious.

Lose your job NO PROBLEM!

So in case you haven't heard Hyundai which happens to make the Genesis which I have fallen in love with over the last few months has just created the Hyundai Assurance program which can be seen through this link. So apparently if you lose your job you can return the car no questions asked which is a fantastic idea in my own opinion for this economy. Talk about taking a variable out of the equation, prior to this many people would not have thought about buying a car since if they lost their job this whole owning a new car would really screw them over. Now if you lose your job you can just return the car! Now a lot of people will think that this is a bad idea, but I think Hyundai is better off getting cars off the lot with the potential of having them returned rather than just sitting on them to begin with.

Deb, I award you no points and God have Mercy on your soul

Every morning before I go to work I pick up a free Metro at the T...no homo. For those of you who don't know what the Metro is, it's a free newspaper with articles mostly from the Associated Press. People read it on the subway and just end up throwing it away immediately, because it's crap. I pick it up specifically to get a laugh at what people have to say in a section called "Voices," where a bunch of people voice their opinion on certain topics in today's headlines. Anyways, I came across this article from a woman named Debbie complaining about the $700 billion bailout. She thought that it would be a "better idea to give each hardworking, taxpaying Americans $250,000 each." I had to quickly look up to check if there were smoking hot bombshells lathering their bodies with sexy oils, but there weren't...unfortunately I didn't take anything remotely close to the hallucinogens Debbie had before she sent in this article.
I love how art teachers, college kids in Birkenstocks or just ignorant people think they can come up with a better idea than what we are doing now. Yes, we all don't want CEO's getting huge bonus's or flying luxury jets to meetings, but it doesn't mean you can blurt things out like give everyone $250,000. That’s just dumb. Maybe come up with an idea where the government watched how they spend this money...which they already started doing just recently. AND do you know how many working Americans there are? I know there is a high unemployment rate but no way could we give $250,000 out to working Americans....we'd be lucky if we got $100. Besides the point, the $700billion won't pull us out of this recession right away, it takes time and I'll even come out and say we have seen the worst of things and it's just gonna get better. Now's the time to get stocks for cheap and make a killing, not make ignorant statements about what you think the government should do with $700billion.

I love this video

“People think you make 10 million dollars, but then you pay your agent, pay taxes, buy the nice house, help the family out. Okay, now your left with your dick in your hand basically”-Lenny Dykstra

Are sporting event tickets just too expensive??

Vikings’ ticket sales avoid local TV blackout

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. (AP)—Fans purchased more than 20,000 tickets to Minnesota’s playoff game over six days, assuring there will be no local TV blackout when the Vikings host Philadelphia at the Metrodome on Sunday.

The Vikings announced the sales results Saturday afternoon for their wild-card playoff game with the Eagles after moving the remaining 3,100 seats that were still unsold the day before. There were a limited number of tickets remaining for the game, including some returned by the Eagles.

The NFL gave the Vikings two extensions, the second until Saturday—24 hours before kickoff—after they sold about 5,000 seats from Thursday to Friday.

Only about 55 percent of the 55,000 season-ticket holders chose to buy playoff tickets, leaving the large supply. This extended the team’s sellout streak to a rather tenuous 115 games. The last blackout was for the Vikings’ last game of the 1997 regular season.

Vikings vice president for sales and marketing Steve LaCroix said there was no help from corporate sponsors or the local Fox affiliate, as there has been in the past for regular-season games with a few hundred tickets left to sell.

“It was all the fans. The fans get all the credit,” LaCroix said. “We needed that extra time, and the league was very accommodating.”

The Eagles ran an ad on their Web site this week, encouraging fans to travel to Minnesota and “paint the Metrodome green.”

LaCroix declined to offer an estimate of how many Eagles fans ultimately bought tickets, but said there weren’t any “bulk purchases” by businesses in the Philadelphia area. Eagles fans traditionally travel well, so there’s sure to be some vocal support for the visiting team on Sunday afternoon.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-vikings-tickets&prov=ap&type=lgns

Are ticket sales just too expensive given this recession? For a family of four to get to a game these days it has to cost well above 500 bucks after a few hot dogs and beers. Then again you have teams like the Vikings who have a stadium well above 100,000 seats and they can't sell out, supply and demand, now you have so many people that need to fill the stadium in order for the team to have the local broadcast. If no one buys that ticket everyone looses out and gets stuck watching no game.

I guess this was more of a rant than anything else. How about everybody buys a shirt so I can catch a few games next year.

Fifty dollar house??

So what does everyone think of this? It looks like a nice house, but then again a extra large cardboard box on a few square feet of land for fifty bucks would be nice too. I guess you do get one of the largest European beech trees in the state of Maryland!!
Well anyways you can take a look at the house here. The drawing will be Jan. 23.

Recession? Not on Inauguration weekend in DC

So I am reading through Yahoo! Finance and I see this article on the weekend packages the luxury hotels located in Washington DC are offering for the Obama Inauguration. The Manderin hotel is offering a four night package for......$200,500!!! Can you imagine paying that amount of money during a recession? I suppose it includes a private jet and a five course dinner but still that's a lot of cash to shell out for a long weekend.

Becky Quick or Trish Regan? Who is the smokeshow?

OK, for 2009 I am going to go out on a limb and say that Trish Regan (2nd picture) is definitely the dime piece of cnbc. Which is definitely a surprise considering she is from Hampton, New Hampshire, Home of Hampton Beach. AKA white trash capitol of the world. What do you all think? Is Trish this hot or am I wrong? Becky Quick is always getting the interviews with Warren Buffet, so maybe she would be Warrens pick.

Russian's are Crazy

MOSCOW/KIEV (Reuters) – Russia cut off the gas to its neighbor Ukraine on Thursday after a contract dispute but increased supplies to other European states to try to reassure customers worried about possible disruption.

The European Union, which receives a fifth of its gas from pipelines crossing Ukraine, and the United States urged further negotiations to resolve the dispute and said all supply commitments must be met.

Energy firms in Germany, France, Poland, Romania, Austria and Italy said they had not yet seen any drop in supply. Europe has enough gas stockpiled to manage without Russian gas for several days, though not weeks, analysts said.

I know this happened a few days ago but it hasn't been solved yet and I was watching Rocky IV yesterday so i just wanted to touch on the craziness of Russians. First, this happened before in 2006 which hurt the Ukraine and countries in Europe but people didn't think it necessary to develop a counter system then. So i guess it's partially everyones fault. Let's have Russia control a quarter of our gas supplies in Eastern Europe but let's not do anything about it. What's the worst that can happen? (Drago! Drago! Drago!)

Second, does Russia want people to hate them? I think it's a good thing because the U.S. needs some allies in hating on Russia. The list of countries is pretty weak though, the only thing we have going for us is Germany because they kinda schooled the other guys on the list during WWII, I mean France?, come on.

Anyways, my investment tip is too buy stock in the company that owns snuggies because orders to Eastern Europe are going to go thru the roof.


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Quote of the Day

"When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is." Oscar Wilde